I love ranting, I don't know if you noticed or not but. Lets talk about some things that a lot of you american citizens don't quite understand.
1. If you don't vote, you have absolutely NO right to complain about our government and our laws.
2. Voting on one single things does not give you the right to complain about everything else.
3.
Friday, November 21, 2014
Friday, October 31, 2014
The unwritten rules of Restaurants!
This one won't be as long as my first, since you guys+gals are, fro the most part, pretty well acquainted with restaurant etiquette, but there's still some things that happen almost every time i go out to eat... So to make sure you guys know, here are a few unwritten rules of Restaurants!
This part is for the staff, not many rules, but a few.
1. I shouldn't have to explain why this is one, and I can't believe i have to say this, but... Don't eat any of the food..
2. If you go to the restroom, wash your hands even more thoroughly than if you weren't waiting tables/cooking.
This part is for the customers.
1. Chew with your mouth closed, nobody wants to be eating their delicious. uh, burger? and suddenly hear from the booth next to them, the sounds of your chewing. like seriously. it's gross.
2. Do not talk while you are eating, also gross.
3. If you do decide to leave a tip, make sure your tip is AT LEAST 50 cents. any tip less than that is considered a sarcastic tip, or a false tip. where you say their service was only worth a quarter or so.
4. When your drink gets low, don't use the straw anymore. Take off the lid, if there is one, and drink it w/o the straw. The slurp of an almost empty cup is so annoying.
5. If you have a small child with you, bring something for them to do. So many times will I be indulged into my succulent taco, and have the moment ruined by "MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, WHERE'S MY CRAAAAAAAAYONS. WAAAAAA". I know we all feel this way.
6. This one may be the most important, and it's that when you talk to your friends/family in the booth, keep it at a normal talking volume. Make it so, if they're 5 feet away from you, they can hear you, but past that you can't be heard, or you're basically whispering.
7. Don't piss in the soup!
Thank you for reading my blogs :O
This part is for the staff, not many rules, but a few.
1. I shouldn't have to explain why this is one, and I can't believe i have to say this, but... Don't eat any of the food..
2. If you go to the restroom, wash your hands even more thoroughly than if you weren't waiting tables/cooking.
This part is for the customers.
1. Chew with your mouth closed, nobody wants to be eating their delicious. uh, burger? and suddenly hear from the booth next to them, the sounds of your chewing. like seriously. it's gross.
2. Do not talk while you are eating, also gross.
3. If you do decide to leave a tip, make sure your tip is AT LEAST 50 cents. any tip less than that is considered a sarcastic tip, or a false tip. where you say their service was only worth a quarter or so.
4. When your drink gets low, don't use the straw anymore. Take off the lid, if there is one, and drink it w/o the straw. The slurp of an almost empty cup is so annoying.
5. If you have a small child with you, bring something for them to do. So many times will I be indulged into my succulent taco, and have the moment ruined by "MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, WHERE'S MY CRAAAAAAAAYONS. WAAAAAA". I know we all feel this way.
6. This one may be the most important, and it's that when you talk to your friends/family in the booth, keep it at a normal talking volume. Make it so, if they're 5 feet away from you, they can hear you, but past that you can't be heard, or you're basically whispering.
7. Don't piss in the soup!
Thank you for reading my blogs :O
The unwritten rules of Restrooms!
So, lately I've been noticing that a lot of you don't know how society works. There are things things out there I call The Unwritten Rules of Society! These are things that nobody comes out and generally says to you, but you should probably know these things automatically. For now there's one category I'm gonna focus on primarily, and that's The Unwritten Rules of The Restroom!
So listen up, these are things that if you are going to a public restroom, you NEED to know!
First things first. Men's restrooms. URINALS. People do this too much, I've noticed. Say there's 3+ urinals in the restroom next to each other. 1. You do NOT take the middle urinal, you either take the one furthest from the sink, or furthest from everyone else. The reason you don't want the one next to the sinks is, would you want to just be standing there, washing your Okay hands after taking the Manhattan Project of dumps, and some guy walks up right freaking next to you, whips out his junk and starts going. I mean, it's completely fine if all of the others are taken, but if you have the option to take a urinal not next to a sink, do it.
Also, the stalls. This goes for women's restrooms too, but. 1. You do NOT have a conversation in the stalls. 2. This is the same as urinals, but it's not as important, you probably shouldn't take the stall right next to someone. 3. If you are stuck in a stall next to someone, roller-coaster rules (hands and feet inside the stall at all times. 4. If you're especially tall, crouch down, seriously. How would you feel if you're sitting there taking a dump, and some giraffe goes into the stall next to you, and starts staring at you.
I'll continue doing this, like, eventually, but seriously, so many people don't understand these simple concepts, and if you're one of those people, take this blog to heart.
well I don't know how to end this so
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
So listen up, these are things that if you are going to a public restroom, you NEED to know!
First things first. Men's restrooms. URINALS. People do this too much, I've noticed. Say there's 3+ urinals in the restroom next to each other. 1. You do NOT take the middle urinal, you either take the one furthest from the sink, or furthest from everyone else. The reason you don't want the one next to the sinks is, would you want to just be standing there, washing your Okay hands after taking the Manhattan Project of dumps, and some guy walks up right freaking next to you, whips out his junk and starts going. I mean, it's completely fine if all of the others are taken, but if you have the option to take a urinal not next to a sink, do it.
Also, the stalls. This goes for women's restrooms too, but. 1. You do NOT have a conversation in the stalls. 2. This is the same as urinals, but it's not as important, you probably shouldn't take the stall right next to someone. 3. If you are stuck in a stall next to someone, roller-coaster rules (hands and feet inside the stall at all times. 4. If you're especially tall, crouch down, seriously. How would you feel if you're sitting there taking a dump, and some giraffe goes into the stall next to you, and starts staring at you.
I'll continue doing this, like, eventually, but seriously, so many people don't understand these simple concepts, and if you're one of those people, take this blog to heart.
well I don't know how to end this so
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
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